Have you ever been in line at the supermarket, looked down at the items on the conveyor belt, and thought, "I am the only person in the entire history of the world to buy this group of items"? Yeah, I was that guy tonight.
low-fat cottage cheese
a half gallon of 2 percent milk
a dozen eggs
five cans of cannellini beans
a package of chicken hearts and gizzards (don't judge)